For some boys, the attention span does not last long.
I was in 6th grade at the time. Now, the middle school years were pretty rough. I had glasses, braces, and acne. I have a wonderful picture of me in 4th grade, when is when the ugly process started, that people don’t think is me, if that tells you anything.
Anyway, I was at the awkward age of 12. I was at some family function (I think it possibly was an uncle getting remarried, but that’s my best guess) that involved us going to church.
Now, on top of that gorgeous picture I just painted of myself, to this event I was wearing an unfortunate outfit. My mother used to make me a dress every year for Easter and Christmas to wear. Now, my mother was quite a good seamstress, but she always insisted on making the dresses have puffy sleeves.
Back when I was in middle school, I HATED puffy sleeves. HATED THEM.
So here I was, in church with my family, decked out in a floral print dress with puffy sleeves, with braces and glasses that took up half my face (the acne wasn’t as bad as normal that day). We’re in the middle of mass, and we’re at the part where everyone shakes hands and says “peace be with you,” for those non-raised-Catholic folks.
In this particular church, the priest and alter boys would walk around and participate. One of the alter boys made a beeline towards us, shook my hand, and then said, “You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.”
I was flabbergasted and flattered, since obviously it wasn’t true. However, he then turned to my cousin who was standing next to me, and said, “You’re even more beautiful than your cousin.”
Obviously he hadn’t learned too much about manners as an alter boy.
Saintly Roasted Garlic
this garlic has more manners than some alter boys
- Whole head roasted garlic (you can roast multiple at a time)
- Olive oil
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
- Cut off tops of whole bulbs of garlic to expose the tops of the cloves.
- Drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper.
- Wrap in aluminum foil and roast in oven until soft for 35 minutes.
- Let cool for 5-10 minutes. Use in sauces or just squeeze out a clove and spread onto a piece of good bread…my favorite!
62 thoughts on “Alter Boys and Roasted Garlic”
I remember those days in which I started looking ugly at the pre-teen stage! Terrible… the worst thing is my mother still keeps the photos of those days on her wall! Even worse than terrible!!
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I like this recipe, couldn’t be simpler yet with such fantastic results – for those whose love of garlic rarely preceeds them. I pop this into a cup made of tin foil and put it on the BBQ – you’ll have neighbours gawking into your patio.
i vaguely remember wearing over-sized plastic glasses at that age. somehow they are trendy again. the impetuousness of youth still eludes me today.
I’m so glad I don’t have to re-live any part of my youth, but especially not the pre-teen years. Remember banana clips for your hair, and those t-shirts that changed color when they were warm, so your arm pits were always a different color? Why was that cool? Anyway, garlic heals all wounds.
I had the banana clips, but at least managed to avoid those color-changing shirts…oh I am so thankful I avoided those.
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I’m bookmarking this post. I always want to roast garlic like those fancy FoodNetwork chefs, and I never can figure out how to.
It’s really easy and delicious!
Yummy! They’re like candy.
y’know…had you roasted some of that garlic back then, perhaps those alter boys would have simply avoided you altogether. 🙂
nice story and recipe. simple and useful.
I think my awkward stage lasted through my junior year of high school, I can feel the pain. Love garlic especially roasted.
Um where’s the picture??
Too faded to scan well 😦
Roasted garlic is so delicious! I like to roast it and spread it on a good cracker with black olive paste!
First time I had roasted garlic like this – was in Victoria, BC in 1990 – thought I will never be able to eat a whole garlic like this, but no problems .. really good and yummy. Can’t recall I ever eaten it again and I have never done it myself. I will now. Like you little story – a smile for a sunny sunday. Thanks
Holy Mother of God! I’ll be after having this with my lunch!
oh, that does sound good!
I was looking for the picture too! Please!!
Unfortunately the really great one is too faded to scan well, but I’ll see if I can track one down.
This is my favourite way to eat garlic, so creamy.
This is my favourite way to eat garlic, so creamy. Makes for great garlic bread.
Post the fourth grade picture!
I have been in love with roasted garlic since I started making Ina Garten’s Roasted Broccoli recipe…I’m afraid I may actually have an addiction to roasting vegetables and garlic now. Oh, well. This particular recipe is going to happen soon.
I have been in love with roasted garlic ever since I made Ina Garten’s amazing Roasted Broccoli. I am addicted. This particular recipe is going to happen soon.
I love garlic and that looks so good! I really like your stories and recipes. Entertaining and tasty lol
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I think I could eat that whole head of roasted garlic straight out of the peel…though I would have to make Micah eat some, too, or he’d be avoiding me for the rest of the night. 🙂
Oh those dreadful pre teen years! But glad you can now look back and laugh. Yes please to roasted garlic…delicious 🙂
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Your stories are always so entertaining. We all go through awkward stages, our “ugly duckling” stages and turn into swans. By the way, I was an altar boy when I was a kid…I had manners too. Don’t want to think about what would happen if I said such a thing!
Anne of Green Gables was all about puff sleeves, so I wanted to be, but they just never looked right on me.
Love your stories, so funny! I also love roasted garlic!
Love the story and I can totally relate, right down to the glasses, braces and acne, and the puffy-sleeved dress (my mom didn’t make my “tween” years Easter dresses, but they were hideous nonetheless.) And thanks for the roasted garlic tip – we love garlic in all it forms around here.
I had snaggle teeth and braces. I hated middle school. I managed to talk my mom out of Easter frill when I was about 9 though, so I managed to escape that particular disaster!
Yeah….I tried and failed.
Oh dear, now I’m thinking of all the dresses I made for my daughter… no puffy sleeves but lots of froo-froo’s. She stills loves me though. As for the alter boy, huh! what was your cousin wearing?
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roasted garlic is the best thing ever! Although I find it often burns when I just do single cloves in with my veg for a Sunday roast…any ideas why? I only put them in for no more than 45 mins. How long do they generally take to cook?
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For the garlic, it’s probably burning because it’s the single clove and not submerged in liquid or olive oil. Garlic burns really quickly (I’m not the only one that had to throw out the onion-garlic diced on the stovetop and start again, I’m sure!). Part of the reason it doesn’t burn when you roast the entire head is that you keep most of the covering intact and the exposed parts are doused in olive oil. Maybe if you tried having some liquid in the bottom of your roast and submerging the cloves in that would solve your problem?
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Thanks for the tip, I’ll give it a go on Sunday! I love roasted garlic so much, so I hope it works.
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I remember when my brother was an altar boy and my family would sit up front and try to make him laugh. Priests love that! I would also be picky about which mass to go to so that the cutest altar boys were there. Not one of them ever said I was beautiful!
I remember doing the same thing…my brother was an alter boy and had the schedule, so I even knew for sure which masses to attend. 😉
Happy Easter to you, too!
You’ve left us high and dry!!! What happened next? Surely you replied to the boy? After he was so bold?
(love roasted garlic too…)
I was too in shock to say anything at first, and then I wanted to die after he immediately moved on to my cousin. He just walked off after saying this.
Love the story. I made inconsiderate mistakes like that in my early teens – I was also the weird looking one, so I guess insensitivity is universal for thirteen year old boys.
I love the story and I really love roasted garlic! Garlic + good crusty bread = fabulous combination!
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Some boys still don’t know better than that. But this garlic sounds divine!
Brought back some fond memories. Thanks for writing.
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I LOVE garlic.. will def be trying this!! Beccy
I really think you should post at least ONE puffy-sleeved dress photo for us! 😀
I’ll see if my mother can track any down…
I love roasted garlic. So much, that I have even made it in a fire pit on a camping trip. Great on baked potatoes!
I use it in soup, too!
OMG! Love the idea! haha stealing it!
who cares what the altar boy thinks! Divas are always beautiful!! Glyn